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The Bringer Posted: 18:49:04 13th Sep 2004

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Location: United States



sk8erdave was wrong in his godmodding, i did not flee!!!!!

*flings the eggs back with a spoon and sk8erdave melts*


Cipriano Posted: 00:58:53 14th Sep 2004

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Location: United Kingdom



Out of the ashes of Fort Cipriano rises FORT CIPSY. Built in likeness to Barad-Dur in Mordor and with an army of very much the same size. A second fleet is quickly assembled and proves that no lunch table can withstand a barrage of gobstopper cannons and quickly demolishes The Bringers fortress. Sk8erDave is also given a rolling fire of large gobstoppers that prove too much for him and he is forced to fall back. All forces fall back to the safety of FORT CIPSY which then shows it's Gerry Anderson qualities and sinks under the ground and the hole that is left is quickly covered over by hard toffee.


The Bringer Posted: 11:35:49 14th Sep 2004

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you fool!!! your jawbreakers dissolved on their way down to the bottom of the stew seas
*my legions of terror wearing clear plexiglasss visors instead of face concealing ones, begin to bore their way through the toffee, then they stop, adn the toffee explodes from the dynamite they put in the toffee, i spare fort cipsy and again offer cipriano an alliance*


Cipriano Posted: 11:38:14 14th Sep 2004

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Accepts the alliance and asks The Bringer if he got the idea for plexiglass visors from a list called '100 Things I Would Do As An Evil Overlord'?


The Bringer Posted: 11:33:56 16th Sep 2004

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the gas cant go underwater cause water is denser, and yes, that is where i got the plexiglass visors from that list

*builds a defenseless main control panel with a 'blow up all my troops button' there is a large red button reading 'Danger: Do Not Push'


Sk8erDave Posted: 11:40:24 16th Sep 2004

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um, so how i surviveded
*builds a huge fort from nearby tables and chairs

BRING IT ON!




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The Bringer Posted: 14:21:32 16th Sep 2004

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Location: United States



sends his spaghetti spies into sk8erDaves fort and they strangle him


Cipriano Posted: 15:27:37 16th Sep 2004

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Location: United Kingdom



Sends the Dioscean/Cipriano fleet towards sk8erdave and give him a rolling fire of potato, then the porridge trebuchets role out and assualt the fortress, making massive holes in it. The Cipriano Air Force (CAF) are sent out to attack with carrot missiles and the oncoming forces of sk8erdave (who came out in a vain attempt to defend his fort) are quickly forced into retreat. A seige is started on the fort and sk8erdave is trapped.


The Bringer Posted: 15:39:22 16th Sep 2004

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Location: United States



*designs a thicker, heavier porridge for cipriano's trebuchts, plus nuclear carrots for the CAF*

here you go


Cipriano Posted: 15:43:15 16th Sep 2004

Posts: 152

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Location: United Kingdom



Thanks The Bringer and gives him a seat on the Cipriano High Council.

The siege picks up pace and the Legions of Terror (with plexiglass visors) advance towards the fortress. The CAF and the Porridge Trebuchets use their new tech to devastating effect and destroy any form of defence on the outer wall of Sk8erdaves fortress


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