I bust out a frying pan and start making me some chips. and I leave the pies for desert.

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"The object of war is not to die for your for country, but to let the other bastard die for his."- General Paton

ICQ # is 199 005 484
Proud AoC member

Turns out the potatoes were radioactive, Negotiator turns into a retarded version of The Hulk

Negotiator goes mad and throws Cipriano into the BZ where a fighter blasts him with carrots.

thank goodness my ships werent sunk

*blasts negotiator hulk into millions of tiny pieces with the kebattleships' main guns*

I come bk togoether again b.c I remembered to bring my crazy glue. I thne stand ther wondering what happened.

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"The object of war is not to die for your for country, but to let the other bastard die for his."- General Paton

ICQ # is 199 005 484
Proud AoC member

joining the fray and pitching huge watermelons at Negotiator with my catapult, then hides behind Cipriano and hoping he won't notice i have a hot fudge ballon,

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When the chips are down, The Buffalo is Empty

*blows up mothgulon and the hot fudge burns cipriano to death, allies with the retarted hulk and sends him into battle because he is too retarded to understand the concept of backstabbing*

Thank god for doubles, the REAL Cipriano steps out from behind The Bringer and orders his navy to blast him with potatoes and the porridge trebuchets role out from behind the trees and porridg-a-rise him until he can take no more. The Legions of Terror march forward against the Retarted Hulk and hit him with so many carrots he turns orange, all forces retreat into the safety of Fort Cipriano

*fort fruitcake melts into nothingness*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*builds a massive underporridge fortress made of indestructable lunch tables, he begings preparing a super secret weapon, and my mighty fleet destroys fort cipriano, along with his legions of TERROR, and spares cipriano and offers him an alliance*

*launches 5 dozen radioactive eggs at the the bringers base, the bringer flees due to the stench of the eggs, sk8er ducks behind one of the lunch tables

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sk8er 4 life