Love that one, best though is political peasant. Very good Stuff!

Oh and McsG....
How else would it be hung?

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My Brain is hung like a horse :P
14th Sep

I get why ur brain is hung...

the brain stem leading to the spine....

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But son, she's got huge...Tracks of land!

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bert brain is hung like a horse


because.....

his horse is hung like a brain

lmfao

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Actually Dagdamor, the quote is "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
I'm weird like that (correcting pointless quotes on internet forums )

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My fact is opinion.

R.I.P. Grandma and Grandpa
I love you both

she's a witch!
How do you know?
she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
oh well, I got better.

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Bert's brain being hung like a horse reminds me of this comment:
"I'm hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse!"

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We're knights of the round table
we dance whene'er we're able
We do routines
And chorus scenes
With footwork im-pec-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We're knights of the round table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times
We're given rhymes
That are quite un-sing-able
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot!!

In war we're tough and able
Quite in-de-fat-i-gable
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram-a-lot.

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Minstrel: Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, oh, brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be smashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his -
Sir Robin: Right! That's, er, that's enough music for now lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

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oh, and none of you got arthur vs old man right...

Old Man: Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
Old Man: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Old Man: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Old Man: Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh! [is cast into the gorge]
Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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