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1. Do not have other Lords, only Zygimantas.
2. Do not say "Zygi" vainly.
3. Celebrate Mondays and do not forget garlic toasts, beer, ale, biscuits, tea, kefir, milk, cocktail of herrings, grilled deer, pie, tasty brains and SL.
4. Newbies training and protection shall be a high priority.
5. Thou shalt not find many newbies, as they will be scattered to distant lands to keep safe. But if you found, do not kill them slowly. Kill them instantly, save them from the pains.
6. Spam, Spam and once again Spam.
7. Pirate.
8. Thou shalt not multi. Those who do shall be stoned or suspended.
9. Do not lust to trait your NAP’er.
10. Only lust alien HWs.
(Evangel by Kiesha and Professor)
Thank you, o wise Kiesha, now we know and we shall int flight to the promised land in drift under your guidance. It shalll be a long journey and we shall lose much uranium along the way, and we shall need you to part the BZ before the Pharoh Deemers comes upon us. We have heard of one that is the Devil's Child and he shall lead us into temptation with his probing.
(Evangel by Calamity Jane)
The Lord looked down and was not happy with what he saw. Verily he said unto Filas, “Filas I shall make it rain, so that it shall wash away the Swarm of indolence, sloth and evil that I see before my eyes. You shall build a 2.5 mil Trans of wood and fill it with resources of all wondrous natures.”
The Deluge and Filas’ life
And so Filas built his Trans and the animals came two by two, Hope and Dust, elephants, lions, camels and all the panapoly of the Lords noobs. But the people laughed at Filas, what is this rain that you speak of? “The Lord”, said Filas, “wants you to put aside your evil ways and false gods, the Lord spaketh there shall be neither chaos nor anarchy in the galaxy, no ranging in space, terrorists, underdogs or false confederations, all shall be washed away in a deluge.” But the people continued in their evil ways and with their false worship.
When Filas had built his Trans, it did rain like rain had not rained before. For forty days and forty nights Filas and his trans rode upon the waves and on the fortieth day he sent forth a probe and it sent back to his board comp an SP planet.
From the log of Filas:
“ In that days when the powers of The Swarm were exhausted, and AdvocatusDiaboli was going to leave the galaxy for getting new forces, a lonely cowboy entered this world. He was not crying on forums, he was not getting a lots of points, he was not joining clans. He was just wandering in the space, fighting, trading, making deals and getting experience and increasing his powers. And finally he stopped on the edge of the galaxy and took a rest. He was almost inactive for a long time, but finally he came back with different point of view. He had no one to pass his experience and he was too tired to wander alone. But once he told to many clans which wanted him, that he'll never join any clan and he never liked to brake his word. So he decided to create his own clan, which will be opened for all the players who wants to make his place in the galaxy... It was clan of Space Cowboys – clan of saviours.
(Evangel by Calamity Jane and Filas)
The way of Laurrriz
In the days when the universe was ruled by bugs and confederations, the galaxies were taken with the power of many dark lords, in the days when THE CREATOR found time, to look after his creations, Laurrriz was born.
In the beginning Laurrriz was a torture for humankind in the universe. His voice was heard loudly and clearly, but it was so noobish. Despite the prohibitions, he decided to make a clan with his comrade-in-arms. Purpose of the clan was to overthrow the current rulers of the universe. But bad intents of devil from universe deepness failed its purposes. The lands of Laurrriz were detected by the one of the worst evils of all universes at that time. That evil was Terror.
Laurrriz was crying for help. Only the one great human heard his voice. The cowboy savior. His name was Filas. Filas took Laurrriz into his Ark in the times of the Deluge. Grand Cowboy provided help and more wisdom than Laurrriz had ever before. Day after day, the power of Laurrriz grew mightier and bigger, until his empire was reborn. People in his empire are happy, because their lord is follower of Zygian way – the way of truth, honour, conscience, caring and garlic toasts.
(Evangel by Laurrriz)
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Space Cowboy.
Pray Zygimantas and Warp!
Burn indolatry and idolatrous things! Zygin!
Ars longa, vita brevis.
Viltis - durniu motina.
Curvus piscem curve natat.
Eina kakot tas baras, nor ma irgi patinka spirituoti gerimai kartais
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