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Namenlos Posted: 21:46:06 20th Aug 2006

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kiesha Posted: 05:45:31 21st Aug 2006

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New sacral foods
Once Zygians were looking for their Right Way and they asked Wise Kiesha: “O, wise Brother, tell us what we can worship and what we can not? We are lost in our crossroad and only thou can help us.”
And Kiesha said:
Yes, Holy Zygimantas created the Deer, and he cooked a Pie. But we can not worship creations of Lord. It is idolatry. Zygis also created the :D and the :) and the :hellno: and all others, but we can not worship them because it is idolatry. Would you like to be The Creator and know that people do not worship you but worship your creations? I guess no. It is unfair. We must refuse our heathendom and whoredom, we must glorify The Creator.

We can add Pie to our bible as sacral food like Holy garlic toasts or Biscuits of Holy Inquisition. We can drink milk, kefir or even cocktail of herrings as our sacral drinks like beer, but we can not worship animals created by Zygis, it is idolatry.

We can add grilled or toasted deer as our sacral food, but we can not worship food, because we eat it. We can only thank The Creator for it.

We do not worship BZ, we do not worship SP, why do we should worship a deer?

We can not be idolaters. We must worship only The Creator without intermediaries. We must find our way - The Only Holy Zygian way.
And that was so. Since that Holy day Pie and Herring cocktail became sacral Zygian food.

Some days later there was a little famine. Zygians asked Kiesha: “O wise Brother, we are very hungry. Can we eat brains of heathens?”
Then wise Kiesha overhauled the Holy book and saw that it is not a sin. And Kiesha said: “Okay, wise Brothers, eat these idolatrous brains.”
And Brains became a Holy Food.
The Holy List of sacral foods and drinks:
1. Bread toasted in oil wit garlic and salt.
2. Beer and Ale.
3. Biscuits of Holy Inquisition.
4. Tea of Holy inquisition
5. Kefir and Milk of New Holy Book.
6. Cocktail of herrings.
7. Grilled :deer:
8. Holy :pie:
9. Brains of idolaters.
10. Chocolate and caramel.
11. Tuna Casserole (kind of lazania with tuna and chips around)
12. Grilled :LS: and :tiger:s
(Evangel by Kiesha, Zyx The Heretic, Professor, Griffin Vengance, Amidamaru, Calamity Jane, and all other Wise Brothers)




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kiesha Posted: 05:50:21 21st Aug 2006

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The first sect of zygianity

For the Great Zygimantas (may all bow their heads) created this Universe, and the Deer as the Old Testament of SL shows. He was then forced to leave our Universe but left the Deer as our Overseer.
But the power of the Skylords grew beyond all Zygi could have dreamed, and some Skylords managed to overthrow the Temple of the Deer. They assailed the Almighty Fortress of the Holy Skylords, but the Holy Protectors, estranged from the great Deer protected the Fortress and destroyed the would-be conquerors.
They returned and re-initiated the Mighty Deer.
One Skylord however was created with the strange power of being able to contact the Lost Zygimantas, long after the Battle of the Skylords. Feeling great pity for the war-torn Skylords he beset upon this Skylord the great power of He, and the Great Skylord grew into the Almighty Professor.
He allowed the Mighty Deer to retain it's power, and allowed the new Sect of Zygiamity to start to grow. And that is how it stands now; according to the Griffin, who has long watched from the Skies of the Sky Lords Universe.
(By Griffin)




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Hate 2 Posted: 15:50:37 21st Aug 2006

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:pray: zygi!!! praise the holiness of him!




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Tweaker Posted: 22:09:19 22nd Aug 2006

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kiesha Posted: 06:02:32 23rd Aug 2006

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Tweaker, join our O Holy Wise Brethern (and Sistrern) of Zygimantas




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Burn indolatry and idolatrous things! Zygin!
Ars longa, vita brevis.
Viltis - durniu motina.
Curvus piscem curve natat.
Eina kakot tas baras, nor ma irgi patinka spirituoti gerimai kartais

Hate 2 Posted: 11:21:03 24th Aug 2006

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:pray: zygi!!!
:worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy: eat :deer:!!!




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Griffin Vengance Posted: 03:02:14 25th Aug 2006

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Our brotherhood grows and flourishes even with His Almighty's seemed absence; his hand protects and guides us still.

Hail the Almighty One, for all of his gifts. :worthy:




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Hate 2 Posted: 03:18:15 25th Aug 2006

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10:12:50 | the holy zygimantas has entered Newbie Arena. :worthy:




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Hate 2 Posted: 10:53:04 25th Aug 2006

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the anti zygi cometh
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twas twighlight as he came, clad in robes of the purest white to bestow upon us...... his reign of terror, the heithen imposter took shelter in the fact that for a while people thought he was zygi but alas! he was the anti-zygi! he removed the robes of white to reveal the red and black tattered robes of evil. he minced his way through a sp confederation planet, sacrificing all the troops to his evil name, lightning surged through the SL galaxy and he saw it was done, the 10 round reign of anti zygi had begun.....
all bz planets were changed to his number 678 and the 0 0 0 coord sun system was reversed. nothing could be done as none of our brave saints had logged on.
eventualy though anti-zygi will be slain by the holy saints of zygi and justice will prevail
zygin
(gospel of hate 2)




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