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The Law will find you.

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TSR - Hells Rangers - Squad Leader

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was what

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The touch of death

Private of CiDG Phoenix Squad
Proud to have Chaos as leader

(from a barman) Your breath is so bad that I don't know what to give you - a menu or some toilet paper.

you're so ugly, that they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in your shover.

You're so fat, that when you step on the weighing machine it says - "one at a time please"

no offense anyone

Jenny asked her momma her age she said - it's not polite to ask a woman her age. then Jenny goes to her friend and tells about the little conversation. She said - check her driving license - it's like a report card for adults. the other day Jenny goes to her mom and says - mom you're 36. how did you now that? - her mom says. and you weigh 67 kilos. And that's not all, I know why you broke up with dad. ? .You have an F in sex.

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Aude aliquid dignum

ha ha the last one is the funniest

You so fat when you step on the scales it says "Error"

You so fat when you step on the scales it says "Please turn over"

One for Brits...

What's the difference between Gary Liniker and an Essex Girl? Liniker has never scored more than 4 times in 90 minutes

What do you call an Aardvark thats just been beaten up? A Vark

Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog

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It is with this sword,
It is upon this steed,
It is with these men,
And it is on this ground,
That the age of men,
Will come crashing down.

What has 3 balls and screws you twice a week? The National Lottery

This one may annoy a few people but...

Whats the difference between a British and an Iraqi soldier? Don't know? Welcome to the United States Air Force!

Why is working in an office just like Christmas? You do all the work, but the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit

How many blondes does it make to make Choc-Chip cookies? 6, one to make the mixture and 5 to peel the smarties

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It is with this sword,
It is upon this steed,
It is with these men,
And it is on this ground,
That the age of men,
Will come crashing down.

One of the oldest jokes i like comes on a card it says like this

What is the Easeist way to confuse someone

Turn this card over

What is the Easeist way to confuse someone

Turn this card over

What is the Easeist way to confuse someone

Turn this card over

You would be surprised how many people actutally fall for it it is funney as hell when they do

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Silent KnightII
WraithReaper
WraithReaperII
Account Closer
WraithReaperIII
WraithReaperReincarn

still comming back for more punishment

Your mams like a VCR a three year old can turn her on

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Shikshiena Jrs

Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog

thats the best so far

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It's allways been my fault

id make some jokes here, but my jokes tend to umm, over time lean tword the ummm hillarity/very wrong stuff such as dead baby jokes and so on, so ill just not tell any here.

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How do you make a cat go woof? Cover it in petrol

What do you call a break dancer with no arms or legs? Clever Dick

What's an essex girls idea of safe sex? Putting the handbrake on

Why did the Leprachaun wear two condoms? To be sure To be sure

Did you hear about the dumb terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? Burnt his lips on the exhaust

What do you call a Teletubbie that's been burgled? Tubbie

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head when it hits the windscreen? It's arse

How can you tell the difference between an Essex Boy and an Essex Girl? The Essex Girl has a higher sperm count

What does a blond say to a bloke who has just blown in her ear? Thanks for the refill

Why are The Beatles and a blondes knee's alike? Neither have been together since 1970

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the Ws

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It is with this sword,
It is upon this steed,
It is with these men,
And it is on this ground,
That the age of men,
Will come crashing down.