(DO NOT TAKE ANY OFFENSE TO THESE JOKES....THEY R JUST 4 FUN)


Fubu shirt-$100; Rocca Wear Sweatshirt-$80;Sean John Hat-$50;Realizing your white-priceless

Why did a mirror have 6 holes in it ?A blonde tried 2 shoot herself

Why did Tigger take a bath? He played w/ pooh all day

I was wondering why a Frisbee kept on getting bigger and bigger-then it hit me

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lol those are pretty good. I wonder if Lith players understand the first one...

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Tiradun

The Faded Blade of The Space Rangers, TheSwarm, and Academy of Conquest. Reaper of potvinisLT's Main.

Smile-it confuses people

Where do u find a dog w/ no legs-where evr u left it.

If u were dying outside of a cornerstore, what would u buy?a pack of life savers

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle

The blonde was so dumb she thought GM (general Motors)was the army

What did 50 cent say when he got a knited sweater 4 his bday?Gee-u-knit

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Yo mama so stupid, when i told her Christmas was around the corner she went looking for it

Yo mama is so stupid she tried 2 wake up a sleeping bag

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Proud to have Chaos as leader

There is this lonely man sitting at a bar. A lonely lady comes over just to make friendly conversation. She asks "What are you drinking?" he replies "Magic Beer." she says Oh yea.... right... What are you drinking?" He replies "Magic Beer." She says "Okay..... Prove it." He gets up and flies around the building 3 times. She says to him "I bet you couldn't do that again if your life depended on it." So he gets up and flies around the building again 3 times. He gets back and the women ask the bar tender for the same thing he has. She drinks it all and jumps out the window only to fall and break all the bones in her body and die. The bar tender looks over and says "Superman, you are a real JERK when you are drunk!"

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Pain is only temporary, pride is forever
(i think that is the best quote for this game)

hey.. srry for my absence... i wont be on for a while... well maybe every now and then... cya

Your mama so dumb she staved to death in a supermarket

Your mothers like a doorknob EveryBody gets a Turn

your mothers so stupid she got knocked over by a parked car

Your so ugly when you where born The doctor Slapped Both your Parents

Youre so Ugly your mama fed you with a Slingshot

your mommas so fat she makes mobydick look like a tic tac

your mommas so skinny she can do a u-turn in a straw

Your mama's so fat in school she sat next to Every Body

But she's still not as Fat as your Fat Daddy

your mommas so skinny she can do push ups underneath the door

your mothers so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND THE HOUSE

Your mama's so fat every time she turns around its your Birthday

your mommas to skinny she can handglide on a doritto

Your mams's so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund

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Terror is my Game
Chaos My Nature

Loyal Member of CiDG
Leader and Founder of Alpha Squad
Clan Recruitment Officer

ive heard that 1 b4 RoS

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Private of CiDG Phoenix Squad
Proud to have Chaos as leader

It's somewhere on the forum, that's probably why

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It is with this sword,
It is upon this steed,
It is with these men,
And it is on this ground,
That the age of men,
Will come crashing down.

no someone told me that 1

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Private of CiDG Phoenix Squad
Proud to have Chaos as leader

Your mamma's so old she was at the opening of Stonehenge

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Terror is my Game
Chaos My Nature

Loyal Member of CiDG
Leader and Founder of Alpha Squad
Clan Recruitment Officer

funny

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Reach out and touch someone
The touch of death

Private of CiDG Phoenix Squad
Proud to have Chaos as leader