In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions/warnings on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
chuckle)... in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.

In Honor of Stupid People

I hope you enjoyed this topic and please post ur opinion of it

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wots that mean

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It's allways been my fault

lol, i got another one

on some strollers, it says "make sure to remove the baby before closing the stroller"

McDonalds coffee cups say "Warning: HOT"

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Lieutenant of Chaotic Balance

Heres your sign

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Next time you look up and see the man in the moon.
Take a second look, it might just be the Comet coming after you.
All things must have balance. Without balance everything would fall off scale.

Now just realize they put the suggestions and warnings on these products because people make the mistake of leaving the baby in the stroller, or ironing clothes while on the body. Gotta love the IQ of some people.

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lol
its because they have to or the americans will sue them

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Go For It.

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Hey I take offense to that. I'll see you in civil court!

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Chaotic Balance

in the military... claymore mines have "this side toward enemy printed on them"

Rocket launchers also say this way towards enemy

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"It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order - and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order"

Chaotic Balance