Topic Title: WHY FIRETRUCKS ARE RED (Simple Topic)
Topic starter: unicycleguy
Topic started: 18:54:43 26th May 2004
Posts: 27 Last post: 02:45:57 21st Jul 2004 by Xythoces
| unicycleguy | Posted: 18:54:43 26th May 2004 |
Posts: 137 Topics: 26 Location: United States Gender: Male |
You see, my friend, it all has to do with tht number "two", because two times two is four, and four plus two is six, and six times two is twelve. Now, there's twelve inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is also a ruler. In fact, there's a ship named the "Queen Elizabeth". And we all know that ships sail in the sea, and fish live in the sea, and fish have fins, and all that great stuff. Now, Fins are from Finland, a land that was once attacked by Russians. Russians are often represented by the color red. And firetrucks are always rushin', so that's why they are painted red.
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| Destructor II | Posted: 23:52:15 26th May 2004 |
Posts: 35 Topics: 1 Location: Germany |
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| vader | Posted: 07:02:35 27th May 2004 |
Posts: 292 Topics: 14 Location: United States Gender: Male |
ya! you're right you have discovered the secrets of the number two, a ruler, a fin, russians, AND fire trucks.... Amazing
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Elementary my dear Watson. 
| The Raven | Posted: 13:03:51 30th May 2004 |
Posts: 21 Topics: 1 Location: United States Gender: Male |
umm not exactly. Firetrusks are because they need to be noticed so they can by cars in an emergency. Retard
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| vader | Posted: 04:42:37 31st May 2004 |
Posts: 292 Topics: 14 Location: United States Gender: Male |
Oh and I figured out why there are blue, white, or any other color firetrucks out there... I can give my theory if you people would like..
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| unicycleguy | Posted: 14:13:53 31st May 2004 |
Posts: 137 Topics: 26 Location: United States Gender: Male |
okay
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| thabin | Posted: 11:48:57 2nd Jun 2004 |
Posts: 2046 Topics: 267 Location: United Kingdom Gender: Male |
Green : Green Goddess firetrucks
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| KinSlayer | Posted: 19:47:30 2nd Jun 2004 |
Posts: 7 Topics: 0 Location: Uruguay Gender: Male |
U R all f ##ked up!
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| Nightmares End | Posted: 08:21:42 3rd Jun 2004 |
Posts: 189 Topics: 35 Location: United Kingdom Gender: Male ISP: AOL |
nice to know you ahve something in common with them kinslayer
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| son of Ackron | Posted: 06:07:42 6th Jun 2004 |
Posts: 62 Topics: 2 Location: United States Gender: Male |
wow that was the strangest explanation of anything ive ever heard (exept some stuff that i wrote )
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| Twisted Aeden | Posted: 13:22:25 22nd Jun 2004 |
Posts: 227 Topics: 26 Location: United Kingdom Gender: Male |
same
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