One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my Sister's' house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided
to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from
The store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
Oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it
Into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the birds
Back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
Turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When Her
serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the Little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
Horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two
hours to convince her that Turkeys lay eggs!

Yep She's a cornhusker fan too.

so your from Nebraska???

Welcome to the club, there's always more room.

*pushes ROS, "move over*

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Wow that is funny, your mom is cool

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Very funny.

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rofl

good to see another nebraskan.. wat part of nebraska do u live in?

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There is more than one "part" of Nebraska?

I thought it was just one big flat cold corn field.

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yes, Prof there is more than one part, Kansas is one big cornfield, you should get your turkeys in order b4 you say that.

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ok

one turkey
two turkey
three turkey

"There is more than one "part" of Nebraska?

I thought it was just one big flat cold corn field."

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lol... nebraska is just like every other state.. idk y everything things were nothing but farmers lol

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I'm from Colorado and from what I've seen if you're not all farmers we could never tell because the state is covered in Corn.

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