One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion started to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nea ring sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

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If that's for real...U rocked the boat on that one...now thats a classic

please.... PLEASE tell me that's not off some site

if it's not, that's the funniest and coolest thing I've heard !

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lol its off a site ive seen it before lol

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thats halarious and a classic. I LOVE IT!!!

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leader by birth, warrior by nature, hero by choice

From Zero to Hero in 1.2 seconds.

Still a classic.

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Proof that nagging really does work!

Yes , there is an Italian version so we can say that this happens in every part of the world

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That
is
just
GOOD...

Oh yah

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Awesome!!!!!
LoL... I totally give all my respect to that man!!! (if this was real)

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OMFGBBQ!

Classic.

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what the HECK doest that mean

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