Topic Title: Stories about dumb people (Simple Topic)
Topic starter: swimerdude62
Topic started: 14:39:14 13th Jun 2005
Posts: 20 Last post: 23:01:26 24th Jun 2005 by ClayCafe
| swimerdude62 | Posted: 14:39:14 13th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 1874 Topics: 127 Gender: Male |
Allright guys heres a funny one. I work at a beach(its kinda a pit filled with sand and chlorined water) . Yesterday there was a naked 2 year old runing around in the water. now 2 problems with this. number one if he were to go poop in the water major major issues insure and that hes only being watched by a 4 year old. Now every hour we anounce rules and one of them is that chirldren 6 and under must be acompined by an adult in the water. so i got the job of finding the parents. well it took me 5 mins and anohter 10 poeple to finaly find the parents. so i told them about their boy and how they should eb in the water with him adn that he shouldn't be naked. This offened them. now after this i had to go back up to another lifegaurd station(there were 5 open) and so the other life guard was guarding when the same kid pooped in the sand near the water(thankfully not in it). and we got stuck cleaning up after these idoits.
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| kotica | Posted: 14:43:47 13th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 935 Topics: 84 Location: United States Gender: Male |
My brother told me a similar story -
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| pyrofromhell4 | Posted: 15:05:12 13th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 1494 Topics: 167 Location: United States Gender: Male |
lol
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| Professor | Posted: 16:52:35 13th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 5830 Topics: 405 Location: China Gender: Male ISP: MSN |
Here is a dumb one about me. I was harvesting resources, and had gone through about 70 planets, when my ship got stuck and would not move. I thought, oh shoot, is this some kind of bug in the game? I tried log out and log in, but the ship would not move. I tried I-Fight, and then noticed that I was out of uranium. LOL. This was the first time this had ever happened to me while havesting, so I had thought it was some kind of bug, but I just used up all my fuel.
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| Amidamaru | Posted: 16:57:49 13th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 2973 Topics: 230 Gender: Male |
LMAO at prof
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| vidman | Posted: 17:14:38 13th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 163 Topics: 2 Gender: Male |
lol professor nice story.... |
| Calamity Jane | Posted: 19:28:23 13th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 1209 Topics: 100 |
Do you remember when you were a kid and you hit someone hard and to stop them from telling on you you would let them hit you back harder? Well check this out.
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| swimerdude62 | Posted: 20:04:35 13th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 1874 Topics: 127 Gender: Male |
wow.
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| pyrofromhell4 | Posted: 08:30:51 14th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 1494 Topics: 167 Location: United States Gender: Male |
wow, thats prettty funny, even though the guy is dead
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| obe wan | Posted: 08:38:39 14th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 192 Topics: 18 Gender: Male |
maybe he meant his head as in his male productive organ? hmm it might have been a mis interpritaion
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| Match | Posted: 10:03:27 14th Jun 2005 |
Posts: 1330 Topics: 46 Location: Canada Gender: Male |
Umm.. I got a stupid one of mine...
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