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Topic started: 21:15:44 19th Apr 2005

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Namenlos Posted: 21:15:44 19th Apr 2005

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Just post... who cares anyway...

Don't read past here... It's not worth reading... unless you are TRULY bored

America is starting to suck... It seems that everything that is made in America is REALLY starting to lean towards the Shitty side of the quality scale... I bought three roles of tape... a Mexican made... an American Made... and another Mexican Made... I'm glad I bought two of the Mexican ones.... cause the American one split EVERY TIME I tried to get a piece... and it didn't stick to SHIT... however ... the mexican one stuck rather well and is STILL on there AND didn't split once... well... it did, but that was my fault...
In summary: Mexicans are getting smarter... Americans are getting more stupid... and the Germans are coming to power again...




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Namenlos Posted: 21:17:39 19th Apr 2005

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YES!!! please post here... maybe you want to voice your political opinion.. but don't want anyone to read it... Maybe you just want to cuss out your ex-wife... It don't matter !!!!!!

IT"S A RANT!!!!!!!!




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bpmsac Posted: 23:57:44 19th Apr 2005

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i gotta piss...why the hell cant they make something that allows you to piss wherever the hell you want (no not diapers...who wants to sit and wallow in their own piss)....i mean im sitting here playing skylords drinking a sundrop...and i gotta put the laptop down and walk down the hall and stand in front of a porcelain bowl....and undo my pants and stand there.....i mean what the hell.... whos got time to take a piss now and days any way.... and what makes it worse...during the winter its freaking freezing...so you gotta stand there in the cold thinking of the warm bed while doing it.....man.....guah.....




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andy1218 Posted: 23:58:40 19th Apr 2005

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:D get a bottle or bucket???


bpmsac Posted: 23:59:38 19th Apr 2005

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but i feel bad for the women...cause the pot gets really cold.....thats why i hate takeing slams too.....




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bpmsac Posted: 00:02:13 20th Apr 2005

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.....on a long drive...i had a friend piss in the bottle in the front seat of mycar.....and a cop started to come up from behind us....yea...you shoulda heard the convo.....it went something like
ME: theres a cop sit down and put your damn seat belt on im speeding and your gonna get me pulled over for sure.....
HIM: i cant im pissing
ME: stop then
HIM:i cant, o shit the sobe bottle is almost full
ME: damnit he can see you if you get me pulled over im gonna kick your ass
HIM: hes not gonna pull you over
Me: yea he will you look ver y suspicious and im speeding so stop...
HIM: damnit i cant




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Sarenbo w Posted: 00:04:44 20th Apr 2005

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They do have something it is used in hospitals, a urinal (not the big porcelain thing in the bathroom). You basically have a tube in your junk. It is not worth it. Ask any guy who has had one. I think it is like 3 feet of tubing in there. And they have invented self worming seats.




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bpmsac Posted: 00:06:15 20th Apr 2005

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well i wasnt refering to anything going in me.....and yes the selfwarming seats but still....its the fact you gotta get out of bed and stop whatever it is your doing....




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Sarenbo w Posted: 00:07:27 20th Apr 2005

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Could always use a chamber pot or a bed pan.




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bpmsac Posted: 00:10:45 20th Apr 2005

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.......what about swallowing a sponge....




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Sarenbo w Posted: 00:11:47 20th Apr 2005

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give it a try :D




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