Courtesy of the comedian, Larry the Cable Guy. Star Wars fans will love this

A Long Time Ago in a galaxy far, far, away.

*Enter Star Wars Theme*

"What the hell is this, rushie? You know God made a Dirty Star Wars. Im getting into my acting mode now."

Use the rubber Luke.

Yes Master, I will. But what if she is really hot looking?

Then use your own judgement Luke.

I will let you know what happens old Beshriveled Kahonie.

God Bless you Luke. Tell my two droid friends, SeeThreeFingerhole, and Two Double Ds I said hey. Especially Two Double D's

I will tell them old Beshriveled Kahonie. But what do I do if Im about to score with Princess GetLaidAlot, and her dad Masterbator comes into the bar?

Haul ass Luke! Haul ass Luke! But stay out of the bar called "The Dark Side". It is now a gay-bar run by a big hairy dude named ChewCaca. Luke one more thing, you should know Princess GetLaidAlot is your sister, I should have told you. You were both born on the planet Kentucky.

Old Beshriveled Kahonie, we made love!

Now the galaxy will be full of waterhead retarded star fighters. You should have used the rubber Luke.

Well? What did you think?

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Dont underestimate us, that would be a mistake. In war there is no second chances, and every mistake is a victory for your opponent.

-Former New Players' Forum Moderator
-Veteran of Shadow Industries
-Forever the Leader of The Maxwell Brigade

lol thats funny

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It's allways been my fault

I think i will delete since this is a game for all ages lol

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Founder and Lord Admiral of The Legendary Swarm.

Go For It.

Noooooooooooooooooo!

It took me forever to type this up

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Dont underestimate us, that would be a mistake. In war there is no second chances, and every mistake is a victory for your opponent.

-Former New Players' Forum Moderator
-Veteran of Shadow Industries
-Forever the Leader of The Maxwell Brigade

LOL.

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Shoot first, Think Later. Abide by that rule and you'll survive.

Shoulda been born in West Virginia

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When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
Member of Shadow Industries
Insurgency

LOL!! THATS QUALITY!!!

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It is with this sword,
It is upon this steed,
It is with these men,
And it is on this ground,
That the age of men,
Will come crashing down.

Well, Duo, You should've used rubber.............

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Proud member of the Space Cowboys

----------your AD here------------

Aude aliquid dignum

Or plastic.

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Blood flows.
Heads roll.
Arms are chopped off.
No matter.
I still win.

Hunter of all racists and tryanists.

Follower of Almighty Deer.

Loyal to the end of Shikshiena.

That was hilarious!!!!
Use the rubber Luke!

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War,
Be it real or not,
Is meant to never end,
To be continuous.
THE LIES WILL NEVER END
THEY HAVEN'T SINCE WWII
THE PENTAGON 9/11 WAS STAGED

hilarious Duo!

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Pain is Inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Beast is coming.