my worst story (to get back to the topic) :
I was attacked by a shark, and when i get out of the water i paniced the whole beach, bout 12 guards came MAssive Alarm, then everybody saw the "shark" it was a dolphin that scared the shit out of me, mmh it went away when i pissed in my shorts lol
BTW: I dropped my pants in school, too. just to show my girlfriend that i wear boxershorts, then everybody went red and looked away (bout 200people) so i saw that my little sucker peeked out of the hole in front
BUT: No one laughed so this time, maybe my big "Shark" scared them LMAO

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